Why,,,,why, why, why?!

Why is nobody commenting my blog, people?! Am I really the only one who reads this thoroughly entertaining blog. I mean lets face it, if you are being truly objective I don't really see a reason why this shouldn't be the best blog you have ever read. Maybe it is because I am writing in english, so nobody understands. Could be. Well further on I will write in french, I'm sure there will be tons of followers willing to comment then! A bientot...